Sarcasm is my only defence

disowns:

So let me get this straight

If I call myself hot and good looking and be confident, I’m a conceited piece of shit

but if I call myself ugly and that I hate my appearance, I’m looking for attention

y’all are so fucked up I can’t even deal

(via distraction)

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

(via whoopwhoopwhoops)

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

(via whoopwhoopwhoops)

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via distraction)