Sarcasm is my only defence

…I’m someone who’s mostly dead inside but still has a little hope for something extraordinary, which, as I said, is the worst breed of human, because it means I know everything is bullshit, but that I secretly hope for the day when it might not be.

—Nick Miller (via doucheywolf)

(Source: 0-tifany, via zachgalifinapkins)

korraa:

korraa:

korraa:

lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address 

PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’


im having too much fun

korraa:

korraa:

korraa:

lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address 

PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’

im having too much fun

(Source: lanfleming, via zachgalifinapkins)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via okayspiderman)